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How to Use a Pawn Shop​

Bill wandered into Max’s pawnshop and placed a coat on the counter.

“How much will you give me for this?”
Max checked the coat for a second. “$20, and that’s the best offer.” he replied.

“But that coat is worth $100." argued Bill. Max was adamant. “$20 or nothing.”

“Are you sure that’s all it’s worth?” pressed Bill. “Positive.
That's the best price you'll get for it.”
“Okay,” said Bill. "Here’s $20.
The coat was hanging in your doorway and I was wondering how much it was worth.”

 

[Andrew]

What do you call a man wearing a raincoat standing in a cemetery?. Max Bygraves.