[Vella Gonzaga]

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly- A joke by member @Benaxb​

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?”, she asked.

“Hunting flies”, he responded.

“Oh! Killing any?”, she asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 females”, he proudly replied.

Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone.

Hahaha, this had us in stitches! A big thank you to @benaxb for sharing this one!

 

[Tricia56]

Love it. I now have that pictorial in my brain for the day.

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?”, she asked.

“Hunting flies”, he responded.

“Oh! Killing any?”, she asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 females”, he proudly replied.

Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone.

Hahaha, this had us in stitches! A big thank you to @benaxb for sharing this one!

Only a man would say that

 

[Collins]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?”, she asked.

“Hunting flies”, he responded.

“Oh! Killing any?”, she asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 females”, he proudly replied.

Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone.

Hahaha, this had us in stitches! A big thank you to @benaxb for sharing this one!