[Skipton]

How To Live To 100​

My co-worker said to me today,
''You shouldn't eat red meat.''
I said, ''My grandfather lived to be 100 years old.''
He said, ''Did he eat red meat?''
I said, 'No, he minded his own business!''

 

[Dennis]

5 years to go, I do not eat red meat.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How many seconds are there in a year? 12 2nd January, 2nd February, ect.

 

[BobR]

YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE FACT THERE IS ALWAYS A TWENTY SECOND IN EVERY MONTH

 

[Dennis]

YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE FACT THERE IS ALWAYS A TWENTY SECOND IN EVERY MONTH

I am just following my list of things I suppose you can find other answers to most things, still good to know people are reading my entries Cheers

 

[Reet]

The truckie's semi-trailer broke down in the country and there was no alternative but to walk the five kilometres to the nearest farmhouse. He explained his predicament to the farmer and asked if he could spend the night. "Sure" replied the farmer. "But I must warn you that I don't have any daughters, I don't even have a spare room so you'll have to share my bed."
"Damn" said the truckie. "I'm in the wrong joke."

 

[Ebby]

l wonder is that business he minded was a butcher business

 

[Crestwood96]

You could be right Ebby