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How To Have Your Mercedes Repainted For Two Dollars
A fellow was sitting on his front porch reading a newspaper, when a young Boy Scout approached him and asked him if he had any odd jobs he could do. The guy said: “Yes, you can go around to the back of the house and paint the porch. You’ll find a can of paint, and a couple of paint brushes around there. I’ll give you two dollars when you’ve finished.”
The lad came back a couple of hours later,
and said: “I’ve finished painting your car.
By the way, it’s not a Porsche, it’s a
Mercedes.”
