[Luckyus]

How to get to Heaven from Glasgow​

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was 'No!'

By now I was starting to smile.

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, they all answered 'No!'

I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued,

"Then how can I get into heaven?"

A six year old boy shouted....


"Yuv goat tae be fu*kin' deid"

 

[noellewill]

I would like to come back as a garden gnome