[Luckyus]

How to Escape Hell​

Three men go to hell and they’re pissed off about it.

'Surely we weren’t that bad?' they ask themselves. 'There has to be something we can do to get out of here.'

Satan suddenly appears and says, 'Oh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip here and you’re free to go. I’ll even let you pick something to cover your back with.'

The men let out a cheer. This wouldn’t be so hard, they think.

The first man steps up and observes his surroundings. Finally, he picks a sturdy looking boulder to place on his back. 'Ready,' he says.

Satan raises his whip and yells, 'ONE!' CRACK! The boulder immediately splits in half.

'Oh, no way. Forget about it.' says the first man. 'I’ll just stay.'

Satan smirks and asks, 'Who’s next?'

The second man steps up and, without picking any protection, gets in position.

'Are you sure about that?' asks Satan, to which the man replies with 'I have trained my mind and body to ignore any unnecessary pain. I need no protection.”'

'Whatever you say, pal.' Satan raises his arm and yells, 'ONE!' CRACK! The man slightly flinches, his pain evident, but he remains upright.

Annoyance flashes across Satan’s face. He raises his arm again and shouts, 'TWO!' CRACK Again, the man remains upright, all the way up to the tenth whipping. He gets up, in pain but happy.

Satan looks furious and says, 'Whatever, good job, I guess. You, third guy, you’re next. What are you picking?'

The third man takes in his surroundings, lays his eyes on his choice and says, 'I’m gonna pick the second guy.'

 

[Jarred Santos]

How to Escape Hell​

Three men go to hell and they’re pissed off about it. “Surely we weren’t that bad?” they ask themselves. “There has to be something we can do to get out of here.” Satan suddenly appears and says “Oh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip here and you’re free to go. I’ll even let you pick something to cover your back with.” The men let out a cheer. This wouldn’t be so hard, they think. The first man steps up and observes his surroundings. Finally, he picks a sturdy looking boulder to place on his back. “Ready,” he says. Satan raises his whip and yells, “ONE!” CRACK The boulder immediately splits in half. “Oh no way. Forget about it.” says the first man. “I’ll just stay.” Satan smirks and asks, “Who’s next?” The second man steps up and, without picking any protection, gets in position. “Are you sure about that?” asks Satan, to which the man replies with “I have trained my mind and body to ignore any unnecessary pain. I need no protection.” “Whatever you say, pal.” Satan raises his arm and yells, “ONE!” CRACK The man slightly flinches, his pain evident, but he remains upright. Annoyance flashes across Satan’s face. He raises his arm again and shouts, “TWO!” CRACK Again, the man remains upright, all the way up to the tenth whipping. He gets up, in pain but happy. Satan looks furious and says, “Whatever, good job, I guess. You, third guy, you’re next. What are you picking?” The third man takes in his surroundings, lays his eyes on his choice and says, “I’m gonna pick the second guy.”

I'm also picking the second guy

 

[Anthony Evans]

I'm also picking the second guy

A Jewish man was on his death bed with his wife at his side.
He said Bekky my love do you remember when we fled Russia you were by my side.
She said I do
He said here you are again in hospital you are at my side.
Do you remember when we fled Germany again you were by my side
When my tailors shop burnt down again you were by my side.
I am now on my death bed and once again you are by my side.
He said Bekky you are a bloody jinx.

 

[Gazman]

How to Escape Hell​

Three men go to hell and they’re pissed off about it.

'Surely we weren’t that bad?' they ask themselves. 'There has to be something we can do to get out of here.'

Satan suddenly appears and says, 'Oh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip here and you’re free to go. I’ll even let you pick something to cover your back with.'

The men let out a cheer. This wouldn’t be so hard, they think.

The first man steps up and observes his surroundings. Finally, he picks a sturdy looking boulder to place on his back. 'Ready,' he says.

Satan raises his whip and yells, 'ONE!' CRACK! The boulder immediately splits in half.

'Oh, no way. Forget about it.' says the first man. 'I’ll just stay.'

Satan smirks and asks, 'Who’s next?'

The second man steps up and, without picking any protection, gets in position.

'Are you sure about that?' asks Satan, to which the man replies with 'I have trained my mind and body to ignore any unnecessary pain. I need no protection.”'

'Whatever you say, pal.' Satan raises his arm and yells, 'ONE!' CRACK! The man slightly flinches, his pain evident, but he remains upright.

Annoyance flashes across Satan’s face. He raises his arm again and shouts, 'TWO!' CRACK Again, the man remains upright, all the way up to the tenth whipping. He gets up, in pain but happy.

Satan looks furious and says, 'Whatever, good job, I guess. You, third guy, you’re next. What are you picking?'

The third man takes in his surroundings, lays his eyes on his choice and says, 'I’m gonna pick the second guy.'

TGIF - and the joke's worthy of it too! LMAO

 

[John Lalor]

The third guy made a wise choice I thought

 

[Ezzy]

What are friends for?