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How to Cure Snoring

The men were all at a base camp. No one wanted to room with George, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first man roomed with George and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, 'Mate, what happened to you? He said, 'George snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night. '

The next night it was a different mans turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Mate, what happened to you? You look awful!'
He said, 'Bloody Hell, that George shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.'

The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a man's man. The next morning, he came to breakfast bright eyed, and bushy tailed. ' Good morning,' he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Mate, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked George into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night.

George sat up and watched me all night. I slept fine.'
 
How to Cure Snoring

The men were all at a base camp. No one wanted to room with George, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first man roomed with George and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, 'Mate, what happened to you? He said, 'George snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night. '

The next night it was a different mans turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Mate, what happened to you? You look awful!'
He said, 'Bloody Hell, that George shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.'

The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a man's man. The next morning, he came to breakfast bright eyed, and bushy tailed. ' Good morning,' he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Mate, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked George into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night.

George sat up and watched me all night. I slept fine.'
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Good ,but that was posted awhile ago
How good is your memory, Barbara V? Do you remember everything YOU have said, read or done? I bet not, so what does a repeat joke matter here? I’m relatively new on this site and haven’t heard it before as I’m sure many other new comers haven’t heard it either. We need to stop complaining at the least little things. Move on, people.
 
How to Cure Snoring

The men were all at a base camp. No one wanted to room with George, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first man roomed with George and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, 'Mate, what happened to you? He said, 'George snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night. '

The next night it was a different mans turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Mate, what happened to you? You look awful!'
He said, 'Bloody Hell, that George shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.'

The third night was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly ex-Navy man; a man's man. The next morning, he came to breakfast bright eyed, and bushy tailed. ' Good morning,' he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, 'Mate, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked George into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night.

George sat up and watched me all night. I slept fine.'
Ha ha. Yeah right 😂
 

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