[Luckyus]

How Much Do You Charge?​

A man finds himself in need of a good lawyer.
He finds one online and goes to his office. After being allowed inside, he sits across from the lawyer.
He needs legal help, but he wants to make sure he can afford it first.
“Can you tell me how much you charge?” he asks.
“Of course,” the lawyer replies, “I charge $800 to answer three questions.”
The man was alarmed. “Don’t you think that’s an awful lot of money to answer three questions?”
He inquired. “Yes it is”, answers the lawyer, “What’s your third question?”

 

[Gazman]

They have a wonderful reputation, don't they?

 

[Panda Senior]

it was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hand in his own pocket...

 

[Gazman]

it was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hand in his own pocket...

Really hard to believe, mind you, you said pocket and not wallet. lol

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

A man finds himself in need of a good lawyer.
He finds one online and goes to his office. After being allowed inside, he sits across from the lawyer.
He needs legal help, but he wants to make sure he can afford it first.
“Can you tell me how much you charge?” he asks.
“Of course,” the lawyer replies, “I charge $800 to answer three questions.”
The man was alarmed. “Don’t you think that’s an awful lot of money to answer three questions?”
He inquired. “Yes it is”, answers the lawyer, “What’s your third question?”

Hahaha Lawyers lol

 

[margie]

 

[John.RS]

It is well known that 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

 

[Wandiwa]

What's black and brown, and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.

 

[Ezzy]

$800. Isn't that cheap? Should have asked the charges before the questions.

 

[Ezzy]

it was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hand in his own pocket...

Think his hand was on your wallet in your pocket.

 

[Craftingnonna]

A man finds himself in need of a good lawyer.
He finds one online and goes to his office. After being allowed inside, he sits across from the lawyer.
He needs legal help, but he wants to make sure he can afford it first.
“Can you tell me how much you charge?” he asks.
“Of course,” the lawyer replies, “I charge $800 to answer three questions.”
The man was alarmed. “Don’t you think that’s an awful lot of money to answer three questions?”
He inquired. “Yes it is”, answers the lawyer, “What’s your third question?”

Had to share this with our daughter, who’s studying to be a lawyer and our daughter in law who works in a law firm.