[SirExton]

How did the human race start​

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher gave them homework for the night. She then asked them to come back in the morning and give her their answers. The homework read: "How did the Human race start?"
Little Johnny gets home and goes to his father and asks Dad "How did the human race start?" Dad turns off the TV and replies "that's easy God made Adam and Eve and they got together and that is how the human race stared!"
Johnny says "thanks dad!" Little Johnny walks out and is a bit perplexed, so he goes asks his Mom
"Mom how did the Human race start?" Mom says "well son millions of years ago we came from the monkey in Evolution!"
Little Johnny is even more confused and goes back to dad and told dad what is mother had said.
Dad replied "son I was talking about my side of the family, your mother was talking about her side!"

 

[Pat T]

How did the human race start​

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher gave them homework for the night. She then asked them to come back in the morning and give her their answers. The homework read: "How did the Human race start?"
Little Johnny gets home and goes to his father and asks Dad "How did the human race start?" Dad turns off the TV and replies "that's easy God made Adam and Eve and they got together and that is how the human race stared!"
Johnny says "thanks dad!" Little Johnny walks out and is a bit perplexed, so he goes asks his Mom
"Mom how did the Human race start?" Mom says "well son millions of years ago we came from the monkey in Evolution!"
Little Johnny is even more confused and goes back to dad and told dad what is mother had said.
Dad replied "son I was talking about my side of the family, your mother was talking about her side!"

I’m surprised. Usually Little Johnny is not lost for words.

 

[Paul W]

How did the human race start​

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher gave them homework for the night. She then asked them to come back in the morning and give her their answers. The homework read: "How did the Human race start?"
Little Johnny gets home and goes to his father and asks Dad "How did the human race start?" Dad turns off the TV and replies "that's easy God made Adam and Eve and they got together and that is how the human race stared!"
Johnny says "thanks dad!" Little Johnny walks out and is a bit perplexed, so he goes asks his Mom
"Mom how did the Human race start?" Mom says "well son millions of years ago we came from the monkey in Evolution!"
Little Johnny is even more confused and goes back to dad and told dad what is mother had said.
Dad replied "son I was talking about my side of the family, your mother was talking about her side!"

I would have said "with a starting pistol" or when the starting official said "on your marks, read, set, GO!"

 

[Barbara V]

How did the human race start​

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher gave them homework for the night. She then asked them to come back in the morning and give her their answers. The homework read: "How did the Human race start?"
Little Johnny gets home and goes to his father and asks Dad "How did the human race start?" Dad turns off the TV and replies "that's easy God made Adam and Eve and they got together and that is how the human race stared!"
Johnny says "thanks dad!" Little Johnny walks out and is a bit perplexed, so he goes asks his Mom
"Mom how did the Human race start?" Mom says "well son millions of years ago we came from the monkey in Evolution!"
Little Johnny is even more confused and goes back to dad and told dad what is mother had said.
Dad replied "son I was talking about my side of the family, your mother was talking about her side!"

No

 

[Sockjoan]

How did the human race start​

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher gave them homework for the night. She then asked them to come back in the morning and give her their answers. The homework read: "How did the Human race start?"
Little Johnny gets home and goes to his father and asks Dad "How did the human race start?" Dad turns off the TV and replies "that's easy God made Adam and Eve and they got together and that is how the human race stared!"
Johnny says "thanks dad!" Little Johnny walks out and is a bit perplexed, so he goes asks his Mom
"Mom how did the Human race start?" Mom says "well son millions of years ago we came from the monkey in Evolution!"
Little Johnny is even more confused and goes back to dad and told dad what is mother had said.
Dad replied "son I was talking about my side of the family, your mother was talking about her side!"

Heard that one before.

 

[Pink lion]

Little johnny jokes get pretty close to the bone sometimes, LOL.

As my name was Johnny Pink growing up and A LOT of the little johnny jokes are a shrug because I'd just open my mouth and be surprised just everyone else did, just like the joke say's.

Teachers had no time for humour, I discovered, nor did bosses on building sites. Example: a question in a third-year high exam was, why is the Yansee Kyang River in China called the yellow river?

I was asked to stand and read out my answer as everyone had done to other questions. I wrote and so I read out that there are MILLIONS of people in China and no doubt a lot of them live along the Yansee Kiang and no doubt wee in it every day, so I figure that it is called the yellow river for a reason.

I sat down to wild applause, raised bowed sat down again and was once more sent up to the deputy headmasters office for disrupting the class.

I explained to the deputy head before he caned me that my teacher was being Quite unfair because I felt it to be a valid comment, he however though smiling, did not agree.
ha ha ha

 

[Luckyus]

Heard that one before.

Most jokes have been heard before, because they have been around a long term, just different variations,