[Mikev]

How Dad Are You? ​

How many of these common Dad sayings can you tick off (even if you’re not a dad)?

 

[Giannidifirenze]

An elderly couple went to their doctor for an annual checkup. The doctor saw the elderly gentleman first declaring that he was ‘extremely healthy for his age’. ‘Do you have any other issues’ asked the doctor. The old man replied ‘when I get up for a pee the Lord turns the light on and turns it off when I’m finished’. The doctor took notes. The doctor examined his wife ‘you’re extremely healthy for your age’ he declared. Then she asked about her husband to which he stated that he was healthy but was concerned about his mental state.
‘He thinks the Lord is turning the toilet light on and off for him’
‘OMG he’s pissing in the fridge again’.

 

[Nevertiki]

That list of Dad sayings is a worry. I know I have said ALL of them at some time or another.
And I’m not a Dad. I’m a MUM.

 

[Iggydi]

That list of Dad sayings is a worry. I know I have said ALL of them at some time or another.
And I’m not a Dad. I’m a MUM.

Same here and so did my Mum

 

[Benny's Light]

My parents and grandparents used to say most of these sayings above. Trouble is so do I! At least I am keeping tradition going.

 

[TrishH]

My husband moos every time we drive past cows in a paddock

 

[PattiB]

The list pretty much sums up my husband, only a couple of them he doesn’t say.

 

[Nichola]

An elderly couple went to their doctor for an annual checkup. The doctor saw the elderly gentleman first declaring that he was ‘extremely healthy for his age’. ‘Do you have any other issues’ asked the doctor. The old man replied ‘when I get up for a pee the Lord turns the light on and turns it off when I’m finished’. The doctor took notes. The doctor examined his wife ‘you’re extremely healthy for your age’ he declared. Then she asked about her husband to which he stated that he was healthy but was concerned about his mental state.
‘He thinks the Lord is turning the toilet light on and off for him’
‘OMG he’s pissing in the fridge again’.

An elderly gentleman goes to the doctor.
'Doctor', he says, 'I think I have arthritis'.
The doctor examines him and says, 'No, it's not arthritis. It's early onset rigor mortis'.

 

[GrannyJA!]

That list of Dad sayings is a worry. I know I have said ALL of them at some time or another.
And I’m not a Dad. I’m a MUM.

Ditto

 

[NoNoNoNoNoNo]

well apart from the stud finder - that's me

 

[GrannyJA!]

My husband moos every time we drive past cows in a paddock

Me too

 

[NoNoNoNoNoNo]

Me too

and baaaa at the sheep and neigh at the horses

 

[GrannyJA!]

and baaaa at the sheep and neigh at the horses

Baaa ram ewe with the grandkids

 

[Littleboy8]

An elderly gentleman goes to the doctor.
'Doctor', he says, 'I think I have arthritis'.
The doctor examines him and says, 'No, it's not arthritis. It's early onset rigor mortis'.

 

[GrannyJA!]

This could be me.

 

[PepeLePew]

All of them except anything to do with a car, I don't own a car.

 

[Mikeyboy2012]

Oh God...how true!

 

[Mikev]

Thank you