[mOiOz]

HOW CATS & DOGS THINK​

 

[Littleboy8]

HOW CATS & DOGS THINK​

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[Isis]

HOW CATS & DOGS THINK​

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All I can say is Yes, as I curtesy to my cats

 

[Veggiepatch]

Dogs have masters....cats have slaves.

 

[Veggiepatch]

 

[TrishH]

So true!

 

[Ian Crane-Luff]

It must be right after all what would an alien think on seeing dog owners picking up their droppings

 

[mOiOz]

All I can say is Yes, as I curtesy to my cats

Mine still thinks she's a god in Ancient Egypt...!

 

[mOiOz]

Mine still thinks she's a god in Ancient Egypt...!

 

[Veggiepatch]

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A beautiful Korat!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

HOW CATS & DOGS THINK​

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Lol, so very true. Hahaha. We men treat Pussies very lovingly. Lol.

 

[Littleboy8]

Lol, so very true. Hahaha. We men treat Pussies very lovingly. Lol.

 

[Veggiepatch]

@Sebastian Pereira "He's a very naughty boy".

Courtesy of Monty Python.

 

[Veggiepatch]

This one is for @Sebastian Pereira.

The dog says:

“Humans like us more. They even named a tooth, the canine after us. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us more.”

The cat smiles and says:

“You’re not really going to win this one, you know.”

 

[Mikeyboy2012]

HOW CATS & DOGS THINK​

Cars don't THINK they're God...they know it!

 

[Littleboy8]

cats are funny aren’t they

 

[Mrtnst]

cats are funny aren’t they

When I was in school, my parents bought a Siamese, called Limo Simba (Lion Tiger)

We lived in a rented property, with an agent who was very intrusive.

He would never give advance notice of inspections, but just turn up when he felt like it, then hang around after finishing the inspection waiting for Dad to offer him beer.

So Dad taught the cat that the chair the agent sat on was it's chair.

The next time the agent sat on the chair he found himself with a seriously P'd off cat with all it's back arched, fur sticking straight up and it's eyes fixed on the chair cushion.

Where his family jewels were invading her space.

One glance and he turned green and bolted for the door.


Another little story about Simba. Dad was the only person who could pick her up and he would only do it while wearing his welding gloves and leather apron (he was a blacksmith welder).

One day while lifting her out of our car, he turned around to find an old half-blind dog behind him.

Cat & dog came nose to nose and Dad had to buy a new apron and gloves.

Seriously, there were deep scratches all the way up his arms and across his chest.

Remember the Looney Tunes Tasmania Devil and you will get the picture.

 

[Littleboy8]

When I was in school, my parents bought a Siamese, called Limo Simba (Lion Tiger)

We lived in a rented property, with an agent who was very intrusive.

He would never give advance notice of inspections, but just turn up when he felt like it, then hang around after finishing the inspection waiting for Dad to offer him beer.

So Dad taught the cat that the chair the agent sat on was it's chair.

The next time the agent sat on the chair he found himself with a seriously P'd off cat with all it's back arched, fur sticking straight up and it's eyes fixed on the chair cushion.

Where his family jewels were invading her space.

One glance and he turned green and bolted for the door.


Another little story about Simba. Dad was the only person who could pick her up and he would only do it while wearing his welding gloves and leather apron (he was a blacksmith welder).

One day while lifting her out of our car, he turned around to find an old half-blind dog behind him.

Cat & dog came nose to nose and Dad had to buy a new apron and gloves.

Seriously, there were deep scratches all the way up his arms and across his chest.

Remember the Looney Tunes Tasmania Devil and you will get the picture.

 

[Littleboy8]

If you love funny animals and kids go to Facebook and watch the videos on them honestly you’ll wet yourself laughing. Also the guy who makes funny phone calls to people he has hundreds of them on there. Can’t temember his name though.

 

[Tygie]

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HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( What the dog said in Doctor Dolittle when the thermometer went in his butt for a temperature check)