Hotting Things Up!
My wife decided that we should try role play to spice up our sex life,
she bought herself a Nurse's uniform and bought me a white coat
and stethoscope so we could play Doctors and Nurses.
20 minutes in, I was just getting warmed up and had diagnosed
halitosis, piles, flatulence, a lazy eye and excessive facial hair
when she seemed to go off the idea?