[Skipton]

Hot To Trot!​

An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband,
Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.?"
"Yes," he replies. "Fifty years ago we were sitting here
at this breakfast table together.And we were probably naked as jaybirds."
"Well," the old woman snickers, "should we get naked again for old time's sake?"
So they strip off their clothing and sit back down at the table.
"You know," the old woman says breathlessly,"my nipples are as
hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."
"I'm not surprised," replies the old man.
"One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"

 

[Singomate]

Im shocked

 

[Veggiepatch]

Gravity at work....

 

[Dennis]

Amazing how many versions of a joke you can see.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor, Doctor, nobody ever listens to me. Next.

 

[Jest]

love it

 

[NotNats]

Sometimes the older jokes are the best jokes.

 

[maxtyson]

Are you talking about my wife?

 

[Barbara V]

Heard it before but still funny

 

[Littleboy8]

good one

 

[Jarred Santos]

I wonder what she has to say about his 'family jewels'

 

[Veggiepatch]

I wonder what she has to say about his 'family jewels'

The "carat" was too small....

 

[Veggiepatch]

Gravity at work....

There is no such thing as gravity....

The Earth sucks!!!

 

[magpie1]

The "carat" was too small....

yep, the decrease in size hasn't added any extra value...

 

[Reet]

Fell about laughing at that one.

 

[Hrynpa]

Big Laughs

 

[ronaldwally0]

Good joke

 

[Marj53]

Love it

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

I have been married for 54 years now I am wondering if IT still works

 

[Reet]

I have been married for 54 years now I am wondering if IT still works

Why wonder, try IT and see if it works.

 

[Brody]

I hadn't heard this one before. I chuckled
away for a very long time. A little bit naughty but hilariously funny, and oh so true.