[Skipton]

Horsing Around!!!​

A man is having breakfast when his wife suddenly hits him across the ear with the newspaper.
What on earth was that for?
Well, I've just been emptying out the pockets of your shorts and
I've found a piece of paper with a girl's name on it....Mary Ellen oh no he says...
"you have got it wrong Mary Ellen is the name of a racehorse I put a bet on and won"
Oh well I guess that's Ok.
About 4 weeks pass and then out of the blue one morning he gets another clip over the ears.
What's was that for this time? He asks...
"Your horse just phoned"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A man is having breakfast when his wife suddenly hits him across the ear with the newspaper.
What on earth was that for?
Well, I've just been emptying out the pockets of your shorts and
I've found a piece of paper with a girl's name on it....Mary Ellen oh no he says...
"you have got it wrong Mary Ellen is the name of a racehorse I put a bet on and won"
Oh well I guess that's Ok.
About 4 weeks pass and then out of the blue one morning he gets another clip over the ears.
What's was that for this time? He asks...
"Your horse just phoned"

'Your horse just phoned' HAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious This is why you should never lie