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HORSING AROUND

Remember the horsemeat scandal in Britain some time ago?

In the UK, some supermarkets, like TESCO, have admitted that there is horse meat in their home-cooked burgers.
Within hours, quips hit the internet:

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse. I guess Tesco just listened!

Does anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Tesco is going to get over this hurdle.

Had some burgers from Tesco for supper last night. I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.
Her condition is listed as stable

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.

“I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ...
"And they’re off!”

Tesco is now forced to deny the presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

I said to my spouse, "These Tesco burgers give me the trots...

"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....

A cow walks into a bar.
Barman says, "Why the long face?
Cow says "Illegal ingredients are coming over here stealing our jobs!"

Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead horse.

Since they're selling the meat wrapped in plastic, is that technically a "Trojan Horse?"

Instead of choosing "rare, medium, or well done, it's now Win, Place, or Show”

At first, I thought, "Oh great, I've been saddled with another message to forward”, but something spurred me to do it.