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Luckyus

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Homeless.

A woman was walking down the street when she was

Accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking,

Homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars

And asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy

Some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless
woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?" the woman asked.

"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman
said.

"I need to spend all my time trying to stay
alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't
had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the

Money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner

With my husband and myself tonight.

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband

Be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,

And I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for

Him to see what a woman looks like after she has given

Up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.
 
A woman was walking down the street when she was

Accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking,

Homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars

And asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy

Some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless
woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?" the woman asked.

"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman
said.

"I need to spend all my time trying to stay
alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't
had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the

Money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner

With my husband and myself tonight.

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband

Be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,

And I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for

Him to see what a woman looks like after she has given

Up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.
THIS IS SO MEAN :ROFLMAO:
 
A woman was walking down the street when she was

Accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking,

Homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars

And asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy

Some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless
woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?" the woman asked.

"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman
said.

"I need to spend all my time trying to stay
alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't
had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the

Money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner

With my husband and myself tonight.

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband

Be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,

And I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for

Him to see what a woman looks like after she has given

Up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.
Lol good one
 
A woman was walking down the street when she was

Accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking,

Homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars

And asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy

Some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless
woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?" the woman asked.

"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman
said.

"I need to spend all my time trying to stay
alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't
had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the

Money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner

With my husband and myself tonight.

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband

Be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,

And I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for

Him to see what a woman looks like after she has given

Up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.
The man version was just as good.. :D
 
A woman was walking down the street when she was

Accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking,

Homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars

And asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy

Some wine with it instead of dinner?"

"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless
woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying
food?" the woman asked.

"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman
said.

"I need to spend all my time trying to stay
alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of
food?" the woman asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't
had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, I'm not going to give you the

Money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner

With my husband and myself tonight.

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband

Be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,

And I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for

Him to see what a woman looks like after she has given

Up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.
Gotchya! Wasn't expecting that, thanks. I should know to expect the unexpected with these jokes. Good laugh.
 

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