[Tygie]

High​

A gecko lizard is traveling through the Australian bush, heading for a drink in the river.
On his walk, he comes across a koala smoking a joint in a gum tree and stops to chat.
“Gidday, mate. What exactly are you doing?”
The koala adds, “Come up and join me as I smoke a joint. It’s bloody awesome gear!”
So the gecko goes up and sits next to the koala, sharing a joint. After a while, the gecko says his mouth is really dry and he’s going to drink from the river.
The gecko is so stoned that he leans too far over the riverside and falls in. He begins to float away as the current becomes pretty strong. When a crocodile notices this, he swims over to the stoned gecko and helps him in return to the beach.
“What’s the matter with you?” he asks the lizard.
The gecko reveals to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree with his new koala friend, smoking a joint. He then told how his mouth became dry and how he was so drunk that he fell into the river when he tried to get a drink!
The curious crocodile insists on seeing the stoned koala for himself. He walks into the jungle and finds the koala, who is sitting at the fork of a gum tree, smoking a joint.
“Hey, Koala, do you have any more of that grass?” says the crocodile.
The koala looks down and says “Dude, fcukkk… how much water did you drink?”