Hickory Dickory!
A tired young doctor got off a night shift at the hospital and
stopped into a bar called "Dicks" across the street for a drink.
"Hey what can I get you?" asked Dick. "How about a daiquiri?"
The bartender makes a drink and slides it down the bar.
The doctor takes a sip and loves it. "Whoa, that's great. What's your secret?" he said.
"A little bit of almond extract. Gives it a little something extra." the bartender replied.
The two hit it off and a lifelong friendship develops.
One night the doctor enters and like clockwork, the bartender goes to make
his favourite drink only to realise that all the almond extract is gone.
Thinking on his feet he substitutes it with a little hickory on hand.
The doctor takes a sip. A little confused, he takes another.
"Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?"
“No, it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."