[phantomrose102]

Here comes the bride​

Not to be inconvenienced . . .
Miriam the bride goes down the aisle and reaches the altar. There, standing in front of her, as he should be, is Daniel her future husband. But you can imagine what a shock Miriam gets when she sees that Daniel is standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. Miriam immediately says to him, "What on earth are your golf clubs doing here Daniel? Are you serious or what?"
Daniel looks straight at Miriam, eye-to-eye, and replies, "Surely this isn't going to take all day, is it?"

 

[Wandiwa]

Hope Daniel copped a punch in the Adams apple and a kick in the nuts.