[Skipton]

''Hello, Is Your Daddy Home?''​

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,
he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
“Hello ? "
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes ," whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No ."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy
there?"
"Yes ."
"May I talk with her?" Again, the small voice whispered, "No ."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman " came the whispered
answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the
earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a
helicopter ."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... "
ME ."

 

[Jarred Santos]

If I ever had the guts to do this my father would've spanked me raw

 

[Estelle Brown]

Love it

 

[Tiaura]

Of all the jokes you post this has to be my very favourite. I can just imagine a little grit doing this and enjoying every moment.