[Skipton]

Hell E Copter!​

Paddy and Mick were flying a helicopter,
all of a sudden it crash-landed,
both came round after being knocked out,
Paddy said to mick
"What the bloody hell happened there"
Mick said " I don't know ,
but I was getting cold , so I turned the fan off

 

[Wandiwa]

It's when the fan stops that the pilot starts to sweat profusely.

 

[Jarred Santos]

It's when the fan stops that the pilot starts to sweat profusely.

The passengers too, I think

 

[Dennis]

Hell E Copter!​

Paddy and Mick were flying a helicopter,
all of a sudden it crash-landed,
both came round after being knocked out,
Paddy said to mick
"What the bloody hell happened there"
Mick said " I don't know ,
but I was getting cold , so I turned the fan off

I have been telling a version of this joke for years. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor, Doctor, I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

 

[SirExton]

Paddy's on a building site, sat on the scaffolding at lunch time. The other guys tuck into their lunches and are enjoying them. Paddy opens his sandwich and exclaims bloody Jam again! He throws the sandwich to the seagull's. this goes on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday the other guys have had enough and ask Paddy "why do you not get the wife to make you other sandwiches?" Paddy says "I can't, cos I makes em myself!"

 

[Barbara V]

Hell E Copter!​

Paddy and Mick were flying a helicopter,
all of a sudden it crash-landed,
both came round after being knocked out,
Paddy said to mick
"What the bloody hell happened there"
Mick said " I don't know ,
but I was getting cold , so I turned the fan off

Yeah !