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Hector The Proud

Hector decided to treat himself to a trip to the whorehouse, and turned to catch
the hooker’s expression when he dropped his pants–his penis was eighteen inches long.

“Oh my God,” gasped the poor girl, “your not putting that inside me! I’ll kiss it. I’ll lick it.Ill suck it…”

“No way,” Hector broke in. “I can do that myself.”
 
Hector The Proud

Hector decided to treat himself to a trip to the whorehouse, and turned to catch
the hooker’s expression when he dropped his pants–his penis was eighteen inches long.

“Oh my God,” gasped the poor girl, “your not putting that inside me! I’ll kiss it. I’ll lick it.Ill suck it…”

“No way,” Hector broke in. “I can do that myself.”
Eighteen?! Why he'd faint if he so much as has half a chub 🤣
 

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