Heaven awaits the Nuns
3 Nuns are driving along the highway when suddenly they are involved in a crash. Sadly all 3 die. They arrive at the Pearly gates to be met by Saint Peter expecting to walk straight through. To their dismay they are halted by Saint Peter who says, "Whilst I recognise you have all lived chaste and holy lives as Nuns, we need to be sure that you have have also studied the good book. I will ask each of you a question and if you get it right you will enter Heaven."
He asks the first Nun, "Who were the first people to live on earth?"
She replied, "Oh that's easy, it was Adam and Eve." She enters Heaven.
The second Nun is asked,"Where did Adam and Eve live?"
She replied, "Oh that's easy, The Garden of Eden." She enters Heaven.
Saint Peter then asks the third nun, "What were the first words Eve spoke to Adam?"
The nun replies, "Oh that is a hard one." She enters Heaven.