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Harley Davidson​

The police knocked on the door ....
" Excuse me sir but are you Harley Davidson....."..??
" Yes officer i am, what is the problem "...????
" Well Mr Davidson, it seems your wife Agatha has met some trouble with the bus company again"......
" What, she tried to cheat by not paying the correct fare "..??
" No sir, she was riding a motor cycle, swerved to the right to try and dodge a family of ducks, and was hit by one of our drivers on the southbound number 34 ".....We need you to come to the morgue to make a positive identification........"
They slid the corpse out and Harley immediately burst into tears....
The Mortuary assistant placed an arm around Harley's shoulder.....
" Sir i can fully understand your grief, having shared a loving life together for all those years, it is perfectly natural for you to shed tears at such a sad time "........
" No Young man, my tears are being shed because this is not Agatha...""