Happened in a Bar
A 76 year old man was having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
Before the man has time to apologise, the girl looks deep into his eyes and says in a very sultry tone, “I’ll do anything you like, anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how unusual or extreme it is, I’m game. I want $100, but there is one condition.”
Completely stunned by this turn of events, he says “What’s the condition?”
“You have to tell me what you want me to do, in just three words.”
The man considers this offer from such a beautiful woman for just a moment. He pulls out his wallet and puts $100 in her hand…..he then looks deep into her eyes, and says slowly and clearly, “Paint my house.”
Our needs change as we get older, and we tend to look for bargains.