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Handy Advice!
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam.
She said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow,
barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.
One smart male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?",
The whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said,
"Not an excuse, you can still use your other hand to write."
