[Luckyus]

Hand Singles​

I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife
was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I
yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast,
then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was
that?"

She replies,

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"

 

[Jarred Santos]

I lost it at the last one

 

[Catherines]

Just had breakfast so hope my laughing doesn’t see it all come up !!! Very good.

 

[Joyem]

What a good laugh, love that one.

 

[Barbara V]

Hand Singles​

I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife
was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I
yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast,
then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was
that?"

She replies,

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"

That was a funny oldie did you dig that up on Google

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Hand Singles​

I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife
was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I
yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast,
then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was
that?"

She replies,

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"

Lol, good reply women, "I left it behind the bush" I wish I was there to see this Hahaha.

 

[Margaret Peden]

Hand Singles​

I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife
was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I
yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast,
then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was
that?"

She replies,

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"

Eye Liked tit too. Best in a while

 

[sonlocks]

That's more like it. Very funny and not smutty.

 

[Catherines]

Lol, good reply women, "I left it behind the bush" I wish I was there to see this Hahaha.

You appear to have very few morals.

 

[Emmy Im12]

Hand Singles​

I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife
was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I
yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast,
then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was
that?"

She replies,

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"

 

[Ezzy]

Never heard this joke before. Loved it, thankyou.

 

[RFG]

Hand Singles​

I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife
was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I
yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast,
then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was
that?"

She replies,

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"

Yep that's a good one.

 

[Jest]

Hand Singles​

I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife
was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I
yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast,
then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was
that?"

She replies,

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"

another goodie

 

[Staffordshire Whippet]

Not strictly a joke; more an observation....