[Luckyus]

Halloween,​

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween,

told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

 

[Wandiwa]

Your lucky you weren't charged with Assault with a dead weapon.

 

[Anthony Evans]

Man goes into a chemist shop and asks Do you sell condoms?
Yes was the reply
Can I have a box please and do sell pills to stop you getting sick?
The assistant replied if it makes you sick why do you do it.

 

[SirExton]

Halloween,​

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween,

told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

My new Lady said "Your no good as a Lover!" I said "How can you work that out, after only 30 seconds?"

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Halloween,​

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween,

told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

Lol, I wish I got arrested! by this police women! Hahaha.

 

[Wandiwa]

My new Lady said "Your no good as a Lover!" I said "How can you work that out, after only 30 seconds?"

My new girlfriend spotted my 2 inch penis,
she laughed and said who you gonna satisfy with that ....
I said .... me.

 

[UruauP]

Your lucky you weren't charged with Assault with a dead weapon.

True!

 

[havingadoggyday]

Halloween,​

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween,

told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

You guys are killing my husband.Lying here with bad case of bronchitis,medicated to the hills...just showed him this,he started to laugh so hard it bought in a coughing attack ....I had to run for the Ventolin for him