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One day, a woman walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount!" the woman says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."

"That's still too expensive," replies the woman.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anaesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."

"Nope," moans the woman, "it's still too much."

"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."

"Marvellous," says the woman.

"May I book my mother-in-law for next Tuesday please?"
 
One day, a woman walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount!" the woman says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."

"That's still too expensive," replies the woman.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anaesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."

"Nope," moans the woman, "it's still too much."

"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."

"Marvellous," says the woman.

"May I book my mother-in-law for next Tuesday please?"
HAHAHAHAHA! She's a savage!
 
One day, a woman walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount!" the woman says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."

"That's still too expensive," replies the woman.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anaesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."

"Nope," moans the woman, "it's still too much."

"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."

"Marvellous," says the woman.

"May I book my mother-in-law for next Tuesday please?"
Lol good one lol why don't women like their mother-in-law lol I couldn't stop laughing.
 
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