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GUY ON HARLEY SPEEDING​

A Florida highway patrol officer pulled over a guy on a Harley for speeding.

He walked up to the biker and said, “Let’s start with your name.”
“Fred,” the man replied.
“Fred what?” asked the officer.
“Just Fred.”
The officer, in a good mood, figured he might let him off with a warning. But he decided to have a little fun and pushed, “Come on now—what’s your last name?”

Fred sighed. “Well, I used to have one… but I lost it.”
Now curious, the officer raised an eyebrow. “Lost it? How do you lose a last name?”
Fred took a deep breath. “It’s a long story. But here goes:
I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard, went to medical school, became a doctor—Fred Johnson, M.D.
After a few years, I got interested in dentistry, went back to school, and became Fred Johnson, M.D., D.D.S.
Then I made some bad choices, got involved with my dental assistant… and ended up with an infection. So I was Fred Johnson, M.D., D.D.S., with a V.D.

The dental board didn’t like that. They pulled my D.D.S., so I became Fred Johnson, M.D., with a V.D.
Then the medical board found out, and there went my M.D. Now I was just Fred Johnson… with a V.D.
And finally, the V.D. took away my Johnson.
So now… I’m Just Fred.”
The officer was crying.
Not out of pity—but from laughing so hard, he couldn’t even write the ticket.