[Luckyus]

Great Whites​

(1) Two great white sharks,
swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the
father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people .
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
And they did .
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins
showing."

And they did "Now we eat everybody."And they did .
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat
them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied,
"Because they taste better without the Shit inside!"

(2) A pair of sharks spots a couple of scuba divers...
one shark says to the other....'whatever you do don't eat the lumpy bits on their backs....

that bit will just make you phart.....