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Great Balls Of Fire!
A fireman was working on the engine outside the station,
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon
with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose
tightly coiled around the middle. The girl was wearing a fireman's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fireman walked over to take a closer look and said,
''That sure is a nice fire engine.''
The little girl replied ''Thanks!''
The fireman looked a little closer.
The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
The fireman said, ''Little partner, I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,
but if you tie your rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.''
The little girl paused for a moment and then replied,
''You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren!''
