Grandma drove today
A little 5-year-old girl was usually driven to school by her grandad, but one day he had a cold, so Grandma took her instead.



That night, she told her parents,
“Driving with Gramma was really different today.”
“Oh? How so?” they asked.
“Well,” she said, “with Gramma, we didn’t see a single numb-nuts, sh*t for brains, or dick head the whole way!”