Granddad Joke of the Day
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Sarah Hanson-Young and her chauffeur were cruising along a country road one evening just on dusk, an elderly cow staggered onto the road in front of the Limo, the driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t, resulting in the old cow being struck and killed.
Sarah told the driver to go to the nearby farmhouse and tell the farmer what happened. She stayed in the Limo making numerous phone calls on how to increase the push to zero emissions and how we must reject nuclear energy.
About an hour later her driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding half a bottle of expensive wine in one hand and a very huge Cuban cigar in the other, his face was smothered in lipstick and he was smiling and very happy.
Sarah said, “What happened to you?”
“Well, the farmer gave me this cigar, his wife gave me the wine and their twin daughters made crazy love with me!”
“My god, what did you say to them?”
I just stepped inside the door and said I’m Sarah-Hanson Young’s Limo driver and I’ve run over the old cow, the rest happened so fast I just couldn’t stop it!”
Sarah told the driver to go to the nearby farmhouse and tell the farmer what happened. She stayed in the Limo making numerous phone calls on how to increase the push to zero emissions and how we must reject nuclear energy.
About an hour later her driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding half a bottle of expensive wine in one hand and a very huge Cuban cigar in the other, his face was smothered in lipstick and he was smiling and very happy.
Sarah said, “What happened to you?”
“Well, the farmer gave me this cigar, his wife gave me the wine and their twin daughters made crazy love with me!”
“My god, what did you say to them?”
I just stepped inside the door and said I’m Sarah-Hanson Young’s Limo driver and I’ve run over the old cow, the rest happened so fast I just couldn’t stop it!”
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