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Grace!
An Atheist was hiking in North America when suddenly
a grizzly bear burst out of the woods,
the Atheist trips and the bear rears up over him lifts it’s paw
about to strike when the Atheist cries out
“god help me” everything stops and god’s voice comes from the clouds saying
“you’ve denied my existence your whole life why should I help you now”
the Atheist says “you’re right it would be hypocritical
of me to ask for your help now but could you make the bear a Catholic?”
God agrees when everything starts again the bear lowers its paw falls
to it’s knees joins its paws together and says
“for what we’re about to receive......”
