[Luckyus]

Good Night Out​

Three women walking down the street are stopped by a man doing a survey. He asks: "Ladies, would you mind telling me how you know if you've had a good night out?"

The first replies: "I come home, get into bed and if I lie there and tingle all over, I know that I had a good night."

The second one replies: "I come home, have a shower and a glass of wine, get into bed, and if I tingle all over, I know it was a good night."

The third one turns around and says: "If I get home, rip off me panties, throw them against the wall, and they stick, then I know it was a good night!"

 

[Jarred Santos]

Good Night Out​

Three women walking down the street are stopped by a man doing a survey. He asks: "Ladies, would you mind telling me how you know if you've had a good night out?"

The first replies: "I come home, get into bed and if I lie there and tingle all over, I know that I had a good night."

The second one replies: "I come home, have a shower and a glass of wine, get into bed, and if I tingle all over, I know it was a good night."

The third one turns around and says: "If I get home, rip off me panties, throw them against the wall, and they stick, then I know it was a good night!"

I imagine that third woman's walls are... crusty