[Skipton]

Good Neighbours​

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell,
the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on.
" After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune,
the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower
"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next-door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says,
"did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell,
the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on.
" After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune,
the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower
"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next-door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says,
"did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"

Oh, Bob...

 

[Dennis]

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell,
the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on.
" After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune,
the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower
"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next-door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says,
"did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell,
the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on.
" After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune,
the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower
"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next-door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says,
"did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"

 

[Dennis]

I do not know if it is down to my age but I have heard most of these jokes before, the punch line is the same but the location story differs in most of them, but keep them coming.

 

[Singomate]

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell,
the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on.
" After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune,
the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower
"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next-door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says,
"did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"

A Pearler

 

[margie]

 

[AlPhil]

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell,
the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on.
" After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune,
the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower
"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next-door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says,
"did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"

 

[AlPhil]

I think Bob still owes the husband $800.

 

[Vinylted]

I do not know if it is down to my age but I have heard most of these jokes before, the punch line is the same but the location story differs in most of them, but keep them coming.

A mate of mine and a joke collector says there are no new jokes just rewritten & recycled ones... It's pretty rare to find an original joke nowadays.

 

[Lizzy]

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell,
the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on.
" After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune,
the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower
"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next-door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says,
"did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"

A little more communication between husband and wife would have solved that dilemma.

 

[gordon1940]

Oh, Bob...

Yes. Got me lots!

 

[Lee-Bee]

Bloody ripper. Keep em coming.

 

[Esma Rose]

Just goes to show you what some women will do for a neighbour in debt. The husband will wait for his 800 bucks I guess. The secret just had to be aired. ha ha!

 

[gordon1940]

A mate of mine and a joke collector says there are no new jokes just rewritten & recycled ones... It's pretty rare to find an original joke nowadays.

Who started The first joke? When? Where? Always a puzzlement to me. Any thoughts?

 

[Ezzy]

If the husband was a real gentleman he would have gone down stairs in a towel to answer the door & not sent his wife. You can be sure Bob wouldn't have asked him to drop the towel for the $800.

 

[Geoff8]

Who started The first joke? When? Where? Always a puzzlement to me. Any thoughts?

Same could be said “what came 1st, the chicken or the egg!”

 

[Ezzy]

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.
After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell,
the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on.
" After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune,
the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower
"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next-door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says,
"did he say anything about the 800 dollars he owes me?"

Lucky Bob.

 

[Mangustos]

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