[Ivory]

Golfing Mates​

Two lifelong buddies made a pact back in college:
No matter where life takes them, they’ll meet up every 10 years in Florida to play golf and grab lunch.

At 32, they meet up:
"Where you wanna eat?"
"Hooters."
"Why?"
"C’mon... the servers, the shorts, the legs!"
"Say no more."

At 42, after their round:
"Where we eatin’?"
"Hooters."
"Again?!"
"Cold beer, big screen TVs, and sports betting!"
"Fair enough."

At 52:
"Hooters?"
"Yeah, food’s good and there’s lots of parking."
"Logical."

At 62:
"Hooters - wings are half off and the food’s not too spicy anymore."
"Perfect."

At 72:
"Hooters - they’ve got handicap spots close to the door and senior discounts!"
"Sold!"

At 82, they meet once again.
"Where to this time?"
"Hooters."
"Seriously? Why?"
"Because we’ve never been there before."
"Good idea. Let’s give it a try!"