[Wendy]

Golf​

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His mates all chimed in and said, "let’s do it. We’ll make it a priority - figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says," Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says,
“Well my wife is a home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
“ I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning - golf course or intercourse?”.
She said,
"Don’t forget your hat."

 

[Jarred Santos]

Golf​

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His mates all chimed in and said, "let’s do it. We’ll make it a priority - figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says," Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says,
“Well my wife is a home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
“ I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning - golf course or intercourse?”.
She said,
"Don’t forget your hat."

This story would be confusing if the wife had an odd hat fetish

 

[Thecheesequeen]

 

[MHM]

Golf​

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His mates all chimed in and said, "let’s do it. We’ll make it a priority - figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says," Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says,
“Well my wife is a home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
“ I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning - golf course or intercourse?”.
She said,
"Don’t forget your hat."

I would not have minded if the last bloke had not been so formal. I cannot remember ever using, or knowing anyone who used, the word "intercourse", even for a sexual event.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Golf​

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His mates all chimed in and said, "let’s do it. We’ll make it a priority - figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says," Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says,
“Well my wife is a home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
“ I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning - golf course or intercourse?”.
She said,
"Don’t forget your hat."

Lol good one Wendy, Women love a smack on their back side Lol I should try it Hahaha

 

[Hrynpa]

Golf​

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His mates all chimed in and said, "let’s do it. We’ll make it a priority - figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says," Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says,
“Well my wife is a home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
“ I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning - golf course or intercourse?”.
She said,
"Don’t forget your hat."

Big Belly laugh