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Golf Game

A group of fellows always enjoyed their game of golf, but one of the boys was having trouble seeing the ball. His friends kept telling him he needed glasses.

Finally, he bought himself a pair, and his game improved 100%.

Back in the clubroom, they were talking over a few beers. “You’re playing better since you got your glasses,” one said.

“You’re right, I look down, and the ball’s as big as a basketball, just can’t miss it now,” he said. After a few more beers, he said. “Gotta go to the toilet; be back in a minute.”

When he came back, the front of his trousers was all wet.

“Gee, what happened to you?” his friends asked.

“I don’t know,” he replied.

“I got in there, pulled it out, and it looked too big to be mine, so I put it back.
 
Golf Game

A group of fellows always enjoyed their game of golf, but one of the boys was having trouble seeing the ball. His friends kept telling him he needed glasses.

Finally, he bought himself a pair, and his game improved 100%.

Back in the clubroom, they were talking over a few beers. “You’re playing better since you got your glasses,” one said.

“You’re right, I look down, and the ball’s as big as a basketball, just can’t miss it now,” he said. After a few more beers, he said. “Gotta go to the toilet; be back in a minute.”

When he came back, the front of his trousers was all wet.

“Gee, what happened to you?” his friends asked.

“I don’t know,” he replied.

“I got in there, pulled it out, and it looked too big to be mine, so I put it back.
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Golf Game

A group of fellows always enjoyed their game of golf, but one of the boys was having trouble seeing the ball. His friends kept telling him he needed glasses.

Finally, he bought himself a pair, and his game improved 100%.

Back in the clubroom, they were talking over a few beers. “You’re playing better since you got your glasses,” one said.

“You’re right, I look down, and the ball’s as big as a basketball, just can’t miss it now,” he said. After a few more beers, he said. “Gotta go to the toilet; be back in a minute.”

When he came back, the front of his trousers was all wet.

“Gee, what happened to you?” his friends asked.

“I don’t know,” he replied.

“I got in there, pulled it out, and it looked too big to be mine, so I put it back.
 

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