[Skipton]

Golden Wedding!​

After being married for 50 years. I took a careful look at my Wife one day and said to her.
" Fifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year-old girl."
"Now we have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen, colour TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman! It seems to me that you're not holding up
your side of the bargain."
My Wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year old girl,
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and be watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Golden Wedding!​

After being married for 50 years. I took a careful look at my Wife one day and said to her.
" Fifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year-old girl."
"Now we have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen, colour TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman! It seems to me that you're not holding up
your side of the bargain."
My Wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year old girl,
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and be watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Marriage 101: How to Keep Your Husband In Line Stunning wit from the wife!

 

[Tiaura]

Golden Wedding!​

After being married for 50 years. I took a careful look at my Wife one day and said to her.
" Fifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year-old girl."
"Now we have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen, colour TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman! It seems to me that you're not holding up
your side of the bargain."
My Wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year old girl,
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and be watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

An oldie but still a goodie

 

[Macs-241]

Golden Wedding!​

After being married for 50 years. I took a careful look at my Wife one day and said to her.
" Fifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year-old girl."
"Now we have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen, colour TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman! It seems to me that you're not holding up
your side of the bargain."
My Wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year old girl,
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and be watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Wow ....................! now that's what i call a classic Joke .................loved it ............Keep them coming? Cheers Peter

 

[Catherines]

Tried that many times, not in anger though, but he’s still here and we’ve been married almost 56 years. Love him to bits!

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

I have been married for 53 years and I recently had to fill in a form for something or other but I can’t think why and when I gave it to the young lass at the counter she looked thru it and asked me “Is that 53 years to the same man”?I don’t think that’s unusual do you

 

[Catherines]

I have been married for 53 years and I recently had to fill in a form for something or other but I can’t think why and when I gave it to the young lass at the counter she looked thru it and asked me “Is that 53 years to the same man”?I don’t think that’s unusual do you

Yes, some of the current generation seem aghast at the number of years some of us ‘oldies’ have been married. Life or should I say marriage these days seems so fickle!

 

[rainbow4]

Yes, some of the current generation seem aghast at the number of years some of us ‘oldies’ have been married. Life or should I say marriage these days seems so fickle!

Yes I agree. I have been married for almost 51 years and we still love each other very much!

 

[Vinylted]

Coming up to 64 years of marriage.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Golden Wedding!​

After being married for 50 years. I took a careful look at my Wife one day and said to her.
" Fifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year-old girl."
"Now we have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen, colour TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman! It seems to me that you're not holding up
your side of the bargain."
My Wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year old girl,
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and be watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Lol, I'll take her advise, if only I could find a 23 year old girl. Hahaha.

 

[John Lalor]

After being married for 53 years I do not think anyone would be capable of accommodating a 23 year old

 

[suejphillips]

Our 50th Wedding Anniversary is on Friday this week.

 

[Catherines]

Coming up to 64 years of marriage.

Congratulations!

 

[Catherines]

Our 50th Wedding Anniversary is on Friday this week.

Congratulations and have a nice day.

 

[margie]

 

[rainbow4]

Almost at 51 years of marriage - and actually still love each other!!!!

 

[Bellclare]

A returned missionary & her husband, after over 20 years in Mali, returned to Australia almost 2 yrs ago. They went to register with Centrelink, and the young man serving them couldn't believe that she had 3 children with the same man as their father. Must be a lot of single mums with children from multiple partners dealing with Centrelink.