[Luckyus]

Going to See the Doctor​

It was early morning and an old man in his eighties,

got up and was putting on his coat.

His wife said, "Where are you going?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said,

"Why, are you sick?" "No," he said,

"I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater

and he said, "Where are you going?"

She said, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

"Why?"

She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again then I'm going to get a tetanus shot!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

It was early morning and an old man in his eighties,

got up and was putting on his coat.

His wife said, "Where are you going?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said,

"Why, are you sick?" "No," he said,

"I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater

and he said, "Where are you going?"

She said, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

"Why?"

She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again then I'm going to get a tetanus shot!"

A TETANUS SHOT!? NOW THAT'S A LITTLE OUT OF LINE!

 

[Ladyjay]

A TETANUS SHOT!? NOW THAT'S A LITTLE OUT OF LINE!

Must of been well rusted lol

 

[thomas]

well, I don't need VIAGRA, I use SELF-RAISING FLOUR

 

[Paul W]

I took a viagra once - go stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck all day

 

[SandyM]

When I was a nurse in a nursing home, we used to give Viagra to the old guys - it stopped them rolling out of bed!

 

[thomas]

I took a viagra once - go stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck all day

 

[thomas]

When I was a nurse in a nursing home, we used to give Viagra to the old guys - it stopped them rolling out of bed!

I accidentally took a Viagra one day thinking it was something else, went to sleep in the bad and woke up in a tent

 

[Goodbloke]

A 1/4 a viagra a day stops me peeing on my slippers

 

[Ladyjay]

A 1/4 a viagra a day stops me peeing on my slippers

I guess it has its uses

 

[Ezzy]

It was early morning and an old man in his eighties,

got up and was putting on his coat.

His wife said, "Where are you going?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said,

"Why, are you sick?" "No," he said,

"I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater

and he said, "Where are you going?"

She said, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

"Why?"

She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again then I'm going to get a tetanus shot!"

Poor old BUGGER. Rusty old thing, what an insult.

 

[Geoff8]

A TETANUS SHOT!? NOW THAT'S A LITTLE OUT OF LINE!

Love it