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GOD'S EMAIL


One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on.
So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said,
maybe I better send down a second angel to get another opinion.
So, God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned, he went to God and said, Yes, it's true.
The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.
God was not pleased. So, He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good,
because He wanted to encourage them and to give them a
little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said ?
Well, just wondering - I didn't get one either
 
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GOD'S EMAIL


One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on.
So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said,
maybe I better send down a second angel to get another opinion.
So, God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned, he went to God and said, Yes, it's true.
The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.
God was not pleased. So, He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good,
because He wanted to encourage them and to give them a
little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said ?
Well, just wondering - I didn't get one either
I must have binned mine thinking it was spam.
 
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The only emails I open are from SDC. However God is always looking out for me and I thank him every day.
It said "thank you for your respect and following my rules "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"
 
GOD'S EMAIL


One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on.
So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said,
maybe I better send down a second angel to get another opinion.
So, God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned, he went to God and said, Yes, it's true.
The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.
God was not pleased. So, He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good,
because He wanted to encourage them and to give them a
little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said ?
Well, just wondering - I didn't get one either
Darn I must be in the 95% - lets keep on Enjoying LIFE!!
 
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