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Gnomes
A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some
bushes when a house cat appears.
“What are you?” asks the cat.
“A gnome,” comes the reply.
“I steal food from humans.
I kill their plants and I love mischief.
And what, may I ask, are you?”
The cat replies,
“Um, I’m a gnome.”
