[Luckyus]

Glaswegian Nuptials​

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's

forthcoming wedding.

"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ar've got everythin'

organised awready; the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the

rings, the minister, . . even ma stag night".

Archie nods approvingly.

"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic; you'll look pure smart in that.

What's the tartan?"


"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.”