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Glasgow Infirmary
Bloke turns up at Glasgow Western Infirmary Casualty department with his wife.
The lady wife has a broken jaw, two black eyes and a broken nose.
The attending Doctor asks "What's happened here?"
Wee Shuggy says "She's goin' through the change Doctor."
Doctor says "These aren't the symptoms of a Woman going through the change."
Shuggy replies "They are if it's in ma back f*cking pocket"