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GETTING OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT
GETTING OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT
Mike and Sally were touring the Middle East.
As part of the day's itinerary, they took a trip to the local bazaar.
The couple visited many of the shops there and spoke to numerous vendors who were dotted around the square.
One of the stalls was selling sandals. But not any old sandals, said the owner. "My sandals will increase the sexual prowess of whoever wears them. I guarantee this."
Mike told the owner that he wasn't interested, but Sally looked at Mike and insisted that he buy a pair.
She said it might help him. Seeing that look in her eyes, he decided it was futile to argue.
Before paying for them, Mike wanted to make sure that they fitted him, so he tried them on.
Immediately after, Mike grabbed hold of the owner, threw him on the table, and started to rip off his clothes.
"Stop, stop", yelled the owner. "You’ve put them on the wrong feet!"
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