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Dennis R's Morning Pun, Doctor- Doctor my leg hurts what can I do. Limp.
 
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Never a truer statement spoken, if you wish to live longer;
 
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Dennis said:
Dennis R's Morning Pun, Doctor- Doctor my leg hurts what can I do. Limp.
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A guy goes to the doctors and says "Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor says "for gods sake man, pull yourself together!"
 
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
 
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
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Snow White was bathing the Dwarfs and felt Happy, but he got out so she felt Grumpy!!
 
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Placed my hand on a friends shoulder and said, "Gee, I felt such an idiot today", that's when the fight started and the friendship ended.
 
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