[Giannidifirenze]

Genie on the beach​

A bloke was walking along the beach when he spotted a fisherman.
He walked over and during the usual pleasantries he spotted a really large pen amongst his fishing gear.
‘Where did you get that pen it’s a beauty?’
The fisherman looked at him and said
‘See that old bottle with a cork?’
‘I found it on the beach, once I pulled the cork a genie came out and granted me one wish’
The bloke was quick to ask ‘Can I have a go?’
As soon as he made his wish to the genie a loud quacking sound could be heard in the sky as it became darker.
As the ducks started landing the bloke exclaimed ‘ I asked for a million bucks’
The fisherman said ‘yeah the genie is hard of hearing, do you think I asked for a 12” BIC!

 

[Dennis]

Beware of strange bottles on the beach.

Dennis R's Morning P. Where do bee's go when they are sick? To the waspital.

 

[DannyKaye]

Naughty, naughty.

 

[Loubeauxarts]

Love it

 

[Reet]

Beware of strange bottles on the beach.

Dennis R's Morning P. Where do bee's go when they are sick? To the waspital.

You've given us another good laugh Dennis, thank you.

 

[Forklift]

I had forgotten this joke. It was a 'pearler' 40 or so years ago and I still split my sides when you reminded me of it today1 It's a beauty.

 

[Christinepregnell]

Love it

 

[UruauP]

Classic

 

[Mark K]

I heard a similar story about a guy in a pub with a twelve inch pianist.