I'm a witch myself. I suspect my maternal Granny, and her two daughters were as well. Just tooo many coincidences! They'd never have said, though Granny did tell my father she was taking a secret to her grave.

My husband says I'm a kitchen witch, and I tend to agree. He swears he's seen me point at something about to fall, saying "Don't you dare!"... and it doesn't :) Jason is carving a new path, as a tech witch, it's definitely making our journey through life fun!
 
Hello everyone, l would choose to be a witch, a good witch. Personally, l would be able to magic my sorting, rubbish, recycling, donations & reorganisation. Wouldn’t it be lovely to magic my donations to the right people& leave it at their front door. I would magic All the furiture donations to Goodies Junction. I would tidy All my son’s car stuff in one area in my back yard. I would magic most of the stuff in the Garage, into a small, box. All up neartly boxed,until until l break the spell. The garage Spaces would be mind to use as l want to. I would magic All donationed food to the churhes to be fresh. I would use magic to heal Nature, rivers, dams filled with water. Magic healing everyone in pain, no more pain. Yes. There would be so much to do, the butterfly effect would continue. Thanks, be kind to your self
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Hello everyone, l would choose to be a witch, a good witch. Personally, l would be able to magic my sorting, rubbish, recycling, donations & reorganisation. Wouldn’t it be lovely to magic my donations to the right people& leave it at their front door. I would magic All the furiture donations to Goodies Junction. I would tidy All my son’s car stuff in one area in my back yard. I would magic most of the stuff in the Garage, into a small, box. All up neartly boxed,until until l break the spell. The garage Spaces would be mind to use as l want to. I would magic All donationed food to the churhes to be fresh. I would use magic to heal Nature, rivers, dams filled with water. Magic healing everyone in pain, no more pain. Yes. There would be so much to do, the butterfly effect would continue. Thanks, be kind to your self
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Hello everyone, l would choose to be a witch, a good witch. Personally, l would be able to magic my sorting, rubbish, recycling, donations & reorganisation. Wouldn’t it be lovely to magic my donations to the right people& leave it at their front door. I would magic All the furiture donations to Goodies Junction. I would tidy All my son’s car stuff in one area in my back yard. I would magic most of the stuff in the Garage, into a small, box. All up neartly boxed,until until l break the spell. The garage Spaces would be mind to use as l want to. I would magic All donationed food to the churhes to be fresh. I would use magic to heal Nature, rivers, dams filled with water. Magic healing everyone in pain, no more pain. Yes. There would be so much to do, the butterfly effect would continue. Thanks, be kind to your self
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Oh Jenelle Maree, Im definitely with you, sounds amazing. I’m sure a broomstick would be so much easier to park than my car, my car isn’t good at getting into tight spaces. 😂. Of course we’re in dreamland again but it’s brightened up my morning.
 
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Oh Jenelle Maree, Im definitely with you, sounds amazing. I’m sure a broomstick would be so much easier to park than my car, my car isn’t good at getting into tight spaces. 😂. Of course we’re in dreamland again but it’s brightened up my morning.
The last part is the name of the game is where we at
 
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I don't want to be a werewolf because I don't want to be dictated to by the moon.
I don't want to be a witch because they have to on guard all the time and only be good for the betterment of man. Wicket Witches always get caught out.

So that leaves a Vampire - and those sexy things can do anything they want.
 
I don't want to be a werewolf because I don't want to be dictated to by the moon.
I don't want to be a witch because they have to on guard all the time and only be good for the betterment of man. Wicket Witches always get caught out.

So that leaves a Vampire - and those sexy things can do anything they want
 
I don't want to be a werewolf because I don't want to be dictated to by the moon.
I don't want to be a witch because they have to on guard all the time and only be good for the betterment of man. Wicket Witches always get caught out.

So that leaves a Vampire - and those sexy things can do anything they want.
So the vampires have it
 
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I always thought I was a witch as I was born on Halloween, but definitely a good witch. I just popped next door to see my daughter as it's her birthday today, and she is watching Wicked with my Granddaughter.
 
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I don't want to be a werewolf because I don't want to be dictated to by the moon.
I don't want to be a witch because they have to on guard all the time and only be good for the betterment of man. Wicket Witches always get caught out.

So that leaves a Vampire - and those sexy things can do anything they want.
So Vamps it is ! 🧛‍♂️ 🦇 🧛‍♀️
 
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